Mom went to New York and brought home this plastic bag as a souvenir. I thought this was incredibly thoughtful of her. I chomped it loudly to show my deep appreciation. It's kind of like slurping noodles in certain cultures. Shows you care.
Mom did not interpret my chomping that way at all. "Miles," she gasped. "That is NOT FOR YOU." She then tried to take away my gift, but I smacked my paw down on it and pulled it closer to me. Some people are so greedy!