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I am a short-legged cat. I live with my big brother Minou and an overly attentive human. This is my story. Today is Thursday, April 17, 2014

As you know, I love to gnaw plastic.

Feb28
Mom went to New York and brought home this plastic bag as a souvenir. I thought this was incredibly thoughtful of her. I chomped it loudly to show my deep appreciation. It's kind of like slurping noodles in certain cultures. Shows you care.

Mom did not interpret my chomping that way at all. "Miles," she gasped. "That is NOT FOR YOU." She then tried to take away my gift, but I smacked my paw down on it and pulled it closer to me. Some people are so greedy!



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